Le Livre de Mangues par La Dame Marciana

you know what i want what i really really want

i want a vanity fair special in december featuring the casts of lotr and the hobbit celebrating the 10th anniversary of return of the king

and there has to be a giant spread inside

the first picture is the principal casts of both trilogies

and then the rest of the spread are like

- viggo and richmitage “the once and future kings” get it coz thorin was once a king and aragorn is the future king

- karl urban and miranda otto and aidan turner and dean o’gorman coz you know they’re both pairs of siblings with uncles on thrones that they could inherit (COOOOOOULD i’m sorry fili and kili)

 - elijah and martin and ian holm and andy obvs “the ringbearers” coz really what else would you call that spread

- the rest of the hobbits + john rhys davies and the rest of the dwarves because yes

- peter jackson and the wizards + cate blanchett + hugo weaving coz “you are not the only guardians watching over middle-earth” and stuff like that

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED DO YOU NOT WANT THIS TOO ugh /creys

ewelock:

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

I sat here until my eyes glazed over and then was thinking ‘this is so dumb its just three wells’ and then

laufeysonodinson:

I threw a wish in the well

Don’t ask me I’ll never tell

I looked to you as it fell